aguacates, y'know?

aguacates, y'know?

🇲🇽 🇺🇲 | (bi flag here) |
CS grad and one of the lucky ones that uses her degree lol | she/her

breakfastburritoe

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

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Bobbie how dare you hide this gem in the tags!

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

amlsh

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

final-girl-cas

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

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No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

second-order-simulacra

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my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

Loving this energy

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*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud

hansoeii:
“touch
”

touch

Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT

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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

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cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

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hm. thats not right

The only visible text being "Hey guys we noticed every other web(site) failing. We really wanted to throw our ha(t in)" REALLY adds to this post

look sometimes we just gotta own that there are entire dimensions of romance straight people don’t understand, and it is my duty to help illuminate that truth

Boys in skirts.

Reblog.

it’s been said so many times but it IS genuinely depressing to talk about how cosmetics are predatory and meant to make women more consumable and are pushed. but there always has to be someone saying “well i LIKE wearing makeup and look good in it so actually it’s empowering and if you critique this multi-billion dollar industry and its insidious nature you’re anti-feminist/hate women :/” like. We are not getting out of this alive, i fear

that’s soo great that eyeliner is empowering for you. I’m sure the company that created it cares about that. making you feel validated. not your money and making you into an image or anything